What do you mean Puerto Rico!?

After a long weekend in Atlanta for Black Pride, I had to work, to fly to Miami a day earlier, and then I was supposed to leave for chicago but instead my boss and Rock thought it would be a good idea if I came back with them. I had a photo shoot for the calender, had to show the new CocoDorm ‘Dorm Dad’ Will2k the ropes, and filming dorm shows — in other words, I had a lot on my plate! Rock and I sat together in first class (he is spoiled like me!). I can’t sit with him any more. When it comes to drinking he’s a real light-weight. After his third glass he was knocked out. You know me, I kept drinking.

We landed in Miami on August 31st, and everybody started acting strange. Instead of going straight to baggage claim, we went back to the admirals lounge where Phil (my boss) gave me some weak excuse, Oh, we’re gonna wait here, you know how long baggage claim takes in Miami. Which is true. After picking up our bags and going to the office. Smooth call’s me and says have fun in Puerto Rico!

WHAT DO YOU MEAN PUERTO RICO!?!?!? I’ll admit, I was a little pissed. I was so tired of being on planes every weekend.

We stayed at the Marriott in San Juan. The coolest thing about it was that it had a casino inside. We went and got dressed and went to this club called KRASH. It had a slim lay out with 2 floors. So we all started slamming them back. Thats when out of nowhere foam started coming from the ceiling, guys were in little speedo underwear jumping around listenig to the music. All I could think was “Damn these Rican boys can party!” I was touching every fat ass I could get my hands on. Rock was doing the same. We left
that place soaking wet — and smelling like soap. I was happy we were on a tropical island; there was a warm breeze like you only feel if you’re in the West Indies. We got back to the hotel and crashed.

The next morning we packed up and headed to the airport. Going to baggage claim in Miami, Rock and I ran into PITBULL (hip hop star & Miami native).

I told him we had met before at a video shoot for Baby from CASHMONEY ENT… Trick Daddy. We took pictures. He laughed when he finally remembered what I was talking about. I asked him to take a picture with Rock. PITBULL is cool. He’s usually always down to make a fan smile. Crazy last minute trips are usually the best.